Sue Lowden is a Stupid PUMA!
And just like every Puma out there, she is really damn stupid! Sue Lowden suggested that an alternative to Obamacare was to trade real chickens for healthcare, yep, just bring in a few chickens for the good ole’ doc and he will accept them as payment for your procedure, ya know, just like in the old days according to Sue, Hell, while we are at it, we might as well operate with no anesthesia, get back into blood letting as a cure for everything and lobotomize all those damn gays cause it’s a mental illness dontcha know! Of course the puma’s are all on the Sue Lowden support wagon which means this can only end in failure! In the meantime, before you take your chickens in to the doctor, I bet you want to know exactly how many you should bring? Well luckily I have just the site for you, I present the Lowden Plan Chicken Calculator! Use with care and please read the fine print, I wouldn’t want anybody to get hurt, especially those Stupid Pumas! Enjoy…….