WE ENDORSE MIRIAM “MIMI” PLANAS, PROUD PUMA PAC MEMBER! UPDATED 8-24-10!!

***ELECTION UPDATE***

COUNTY COMMISSIONERS – DISTRICT 10
Javier D. Souto: 76.82% (13,152 votes)
Miriam “Mimi” Planas: 23.18% (3,968 votes)

Oh Well, another PUMA bites the dust! Maybe Mimi and Candice aka pumacraig can run together as a joint ticket in 2012 for POTUS?

****UPDATE AS OF 8-24-10**** MIAMI HERALD  THROWS IT”S SUPPORT BEHIND JAVIER SOUTO!!! WE THINK THEY ARE WRONG SO PLEASE READ BELOW AS TO WHY WE SUPPORT THE OBAMA HATING PUMAPAC MEMBER MIMI PLANAS! **snort!**

***REPOSTED WITHOUT PERMISSION FROM STUPIDPUMAS! BECAUSE WE LIKE TO BOGART SHIT***

**Not to mention it’s a damn good article!

This is a very exciting day here at Stupid PUMAs! and for the whole BADASS PAC community. I am pleased to announce that without consulting the other editors here, Stupid PUMAs! is endorsing Miriam “Mimi” Planas for Miami Dade District 10 County Commissioner.
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You might be wondering why I would care about who gets elected to the county commission from district 10 in Miami Dade county, hundreds (or thousands) of miles from where I live, I mean, talk about local control! Well, I’ll tell you, and it’s not just because her website is so awesome. I hate the residents of Miami Dade county district 10. I hate them all. They’re mean and stupid, and deserve to be ruled by idiots.

Therefore, I heartily join my friends at PUMA PAC in endorsing Mimi Planas for district 10 commissioner. After all, anybody who freely identifies themselves as a PUMA is assuredly as stupid as the day is long. But how much of a PUMA is Mimi Planas? Let’s check the Google for “mimi1020.”

  1. Voted for McCain/Palin? Check.
  2. Campaigned for McCain/Palin? Check.
  3. Donated money to PUMA PAC? Check.
  4. Participated in PUMA Prowls? Check.
  5. Refuses to write “Obama,” opting instead for “Oblowme?” Check.
  6. Rejects that Obama is the first African-American president because he is a “mulato(sic)?” Check.
  7. Contends that Obama is not a US citizen and faked his birth certificate, and a supporter of Phil Berg’s birther lawsuit? Check.
  8. Believed in the “Whitey tape?” Check!!
  9. Declared Obama “unelectable.” Check. Declared Obama “unelectable” less than a month before the election while obama was winning nationally by 8-10 points? Check.
  10. Believed “internal McCain polls” on November 2nd predicitng a McCain landslide? ROTFLMAO-Check.
  11. Believes that ACORN stole the election for Obama? Check.
  12. Barely literate? (“The koolaid drinkers are rampid(sic) over there!”) Check.
  13. Believes that aspiring domestic terrorist jenniforhillary “sooooo rock(s)”? Check.
  14. Owns a computer with a sticky caps lock key? CHECK. CHECK.

As you can see, there is nobody less qualified to rule the horrible people of Miami Dade county district 10 than Mimi Planas, and we should all support her candidacy. She clearly has the media savy necessary for hardball Florida politics. Just check out this letter she wrote all by herself to the news media last August (Note, all spelling mistakes and grammatical errors are in the original.)

#653 mimi1020 on 08.25.08 at 3:11 pm
Hi Guys,

Here is the letter that I put together for the news media, let me know what you think. Thanks!

8/25/08

Dear Media Personnel,

I believe the time has come for ALL News media outlets
to start reporting the THE TRUTH, THE FACTS – THE NEWS!

On August 21, 2008 a Federal Law Suit was filed in Pennsylvania
By Attorney Phil Berg. All of the details of this law suit are available
On the following website: obamacrimes.com.

This jist of it is that Barak Obama is being sued for several reason but the
main complaint is that he is NOT ELIGIBLE to run for the Presidency of the
United States of America. He is either NOT a citizen or holds DUAL citizenships which, as you may know, renders one ineligible to run for President of the United States.

Another main complaint in the law suit is that Barak Obama has indeed lied
onn his bar application when asked what other name he has legally been known by, his response was “none”. We all know this is NOT the case. He was legally known as Barry Soetero for quite some time during his residency in Indonesia. This is fraudulent and
unacceptable.

One last complaint to notice is that the Birth Certificate posted on his Web page is a FAKE. It has been deemed as altered by 3 forensic experts. The original name on that Birth Certificate is his sister’s name – NOT HIS. This is fraudulent and unacceptable.

Please investigate the matter as there are millions of people already aware of these facts and it makes your news station look like completely incompetent news reporters.

We will be following up with this matter soon.

Thank you,

PUMA Democrats

In her defense, I know plenty of reasonable, intelligent people who believe that “lawsuit” is two words.

I hope you will join me in supporting Mimi Planas for district 10 commissioner. After all, the incumbent HAS A PENIS!!!!! What else do you need to know people?!

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~ by Obotinchief on May 25, 2010.

3 Responses to “WE ENDORSE MIRIAM “MIMI” PLANAS, PROUD PUMA PAC MEMBER! UPDATED 8-24-10!!”

  1. What a fine pair of candidates. Not!

    It’s been highly amusing these past few weeks watching as these Tea Party/Birther/PUMA candidates like Rand Paul make fools of themselves on the political stage. It’s easy to post idiotic comments on PUMA sites and mouth off at Tea Party rallies when your audience are as politically stupid the PUMA crowd, but in the big leagues, well that’s for grown ups.

    But it sure is funny to watch.

  2. What Party is Mimi running for?

    • I believe there is no party affiliation when it comes to a commissioner seat.

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