GOD has Spoken!
That’s right folks, the Almighty has made it clear that he is not happy with his only son Jesus, Is he mad because his son can’t keep his followers in check? Is he tired of all the crazy people that claim Jesus as their own and commit acts of violence and bigotry in his name? I have a request for you GOD, next time can you make sure that a few of your sons most radical followers are standing right next to his statue the next time you decide to strike it down with lightning? Especially that asshole Fred Phelps and his asshole followers! Amen!