Newt Gingrich Endorsed by Ashley Madison Adultery Website

Oh Newt, what are we gonna do when you are finally thrown on the dust heap of Rethugs who have had their 15 minutes? I for sure will miss you just like I miss Herman Cain. Romney is just too boring and Santorum has already ran his course on the internet. Check out this next article, it certainly makes me proud that Newt has captured the endorsement from Ashley Madison, kinda like a proud parent who’s kid has won an honor award at school which results in me putting that damn sticker on my mini van…yeah kinda like that, enjoy!

Newt Gingrich has captured a very important endorsement. According to, the adultery advocating website known as officially endorsed Gingrich and proudly displayed their endorsement on a billboard in the state of Pennsylvania.

The founder of the adultery promoting website, Noel Biderman, had this to say about their pick of Gingrich as their man to be President:

“Now that Newt is the leading contender in the race for the GOP nomination, we felt compelled to make a point to illustrate how times have changed when a serial divorcee/adulterer is capturing the hearts of the American people.”

Newt Gingrich cheated on his first and second wives. He asked wife number one to sign the divorce papers while she was recovering from surgery in the hospital. He cheated on wife number two with a staffer who is currently his third wife. Newt recently signed a pledge promising not to commit adultery a third time and the religious right has overlooked Newt’s sinful past. Perhaps they ought to reconsider, but at least Gingrich can now say that his affairs paid off. Good job Newt. You’ve captured the hearts of serial adulterers everywhere.


~ by Obotinchief on December 20, 2011.

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